[At first, there's a little static, and then laughing... and then aqua. Finally, the camera pulls back, showing a dress that's laid out on the bed. After a moment, it shifts to Lucy's face. She's absolutely giddy.]

I have frills!

[There's the sound of a video feed clicking on, but at first, there's only blackness, paired with a sound like something is muffling the microphone. And then the darkness fades, revealing the closeup of - a snout. The snout of a small elephant, to be precise.]

Pha?

[The elephant tilts its head, as if trying to gauge what the camera is. After a ( Read more... )