Hippias.

[notdogmatic]

This apartment is very empty.  I suppose it's possible to think of it as a blank slate that I could decorate to declare and establish my identity, but the truth is that I don't know very much about possessions or decorations

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[inversekeyblade]

I have a name you know.

[notdogmatic]

Yes, but it didn't seem relevant to my request. Introductions aren't a skill I've mastered. Besides, two people alone have no need of names, because there's never a question about who is being addressed in conversation.

I'm called Kaworu.

[inversekeyblade]

I'm Roxas.

[notdogmatic]

Are you at all familiar with the calculus of interior decoration?

[oftpartitioned]

haha so like the social rejects need help dressing thesmelves, huh?

[oftpartitioned]

YOUVE COME TO THE RIGHT GUY!!!

[notdogmatic]

I am adequately dressed.

Besides, I asked for the assistance of a girl.

[oftpartitioned]

pffffffffffft and what does a girl know about boy's clothes huh???? You like REALLY didnt think this one through!

[evocations]

... Have you tried Ikea?

[notdogmatic]

Not yet.

Ikea. I'll remember.

[engelzein]

NO.

DON'T EVER SPEAK TO ME OR SHINJI AGAIN.

[notdogmatic]

Ever?!

[engelzein]

EVER.

[notdogmatic]

If that is your wish, I will no longer contact you.

Would you be willing to assist my roommate? He has been forced to stay with me to avoid sleeping in the streets, but apart from that there is no connection between us.