Over the summer, Peter (my roommate) and I went to a movie. It was "The Brothers Grim". I drove, and as soon as we got there and I closed the car door, I knew that I had locked my keys in. Mom was out shopping, so I figured I'd call after the movie was out hoping she'd be home ( Read more... )

My list of bookmarks for things to add to this page is getting way too long. But I'm LAYZEE so you're going to fucking put up with it. Fucker.

To follow will be unexplained images.


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WHoaH! BAD HATS AHOY!


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THIS ENTRY IS TOTALLY, LIKE, NSFW!

I'm serious. I can't be held accountable for what happens to you if you scroll down while at work or in front of old people.

LAST WARNING!!!!Alright, some story: I sent a link to eric of a picture of Jessica Alba's breasts because I love to tease him about having a SUPER MEGGA CRUSH on her. Then, just to be ( Read more... )

A prominent female state senator has said that she does not support the 19th Amendment, which guarantees women the right to vote, and that if it were being considered today she would vote against it.

IRONY!

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Yay! I found the video again!

Benny Benassi - Satisfaction

The not as funny original

the SUPEAR AWESUM SEKUND WUN

I don't know why I love the second one so much.. maybe because it was the one that I saw first, and it's SO funny. The song is awesome in any case.

I had the whole post written out, links and everything. Deleted the links, and closed the browser before posting. DUMB! I'll try to remember everything that was here and update it as I do, but for now, here's the beginning:

This is the world's most expensive hat:


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There's a show on TV about natural disasters called

"Earth: The World's Most Dangerous Planet!"

WTF

So, we remember square watermelons from last time, yes?


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