. . . I'm a big ol' nerd!

Oddly, I think I would've rather come out as a Zoe.

Your results:
You are Inara Serra (Companion)
Inara Serra (Companion)
80%
Zoe Washburne (Second-in-command)
75%
Derrial Book (Shepherd)
75%
Kaylee Frye (Ship Mechanic)
70%
River (Stowaway)
70%
Malcolm Reynolds (Captain)
60%
Dr. Simon Tam (Ship Medic)
50%
Wash ( ( Read more... )

Hipsters
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

That fuckwad who never uses his turn signal
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The film Batman and Robin
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Have at least one orgasm per hour.

Get your resolution here

Yep. That about sums it up.

And if you sort of have dates lined up with a guy and his girlfriend, (or perhaps a girl and her boyfriend), seperately, does that make you a bit too slutty for words?

Well, it'll help with the resolution anyway.

So I just saw The Libertine with Johnny Depp. Go. See. Now.

And this was fun:

Those heartless bastards are shutting down MY COLLEGE in the name of "renewal" and didn't even have the balls to tell the staff. They had to find out with the rest of us poor bastards online at renewal.tulane.edu. Thanks for the heads up Sylirinalain ( Read more... )

A: I like them.
B: They are cheap (to me).
D: I'm doing something with both of them today.
F: I'm completely in love with Jitterbug Perfume, by Tom Robbins, and want to have its little literary babies. Oh, and they're both cool.
M: This is the right answer.
Q: All of the above.

So, for a barrage of quizzes (and a singular meme) . . .


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It's snowing. Fuck me sideways.

Back in NY and very, very tired. Very glad to see those I saw, sorry to have missed everyone I missed. I'll be back as soon as I can, or come to see me - you can crash at my place and I'll totally make you dinner. Can you say no to Garlic Pepper Shrimp in Butter with French Bread**? Fresh brownies? That's right, you sure can't ( Read more... )

I just got back from the special bonding time my family likes to call "the liquor store run". One each bottle of Patron Anejo, Midori, Apple Pucker, and Bailey's later, we've now taken yet another step into the Family Holiday Traditions Miasma ( Read more... )

In Colorado until next Wednesday. Bet you weren't expecting that, beeyotches.