Take this

[nothing_kind]

Times I've been assured Gary Barlow is incomprehensibly erotic: 100,000

Comments

[inthereeperbahn]

yeah well you got a history of horrible taste in men aint you, look what you ended up with :P

why would you avoid parties?? i can make you something nice to wear if you pay me :D

[nothing_kind]

I have excellent taste in men, especially ones who haven't ever had a haircut that resembles a toilet brush.

Like that, is it? I knew fame would change you.

[inthereeperbahn]

hahah what my blond princess aurora shit wasnt bad enough for you when me ad you met??

i am z list, imagine the tantrums when i make it to a. you will have to follow me round crawling on a diamond studded dog lead :P

[nothing_kind]

Overlooked thanks to those bloody horrible flares you used to wear.

Rather the opposite, assuredly. You'll need somebody to keep you humble.

[atrum_astrum]

Surely I can't imagine anything you'd enjoy more than a slew of people you're not entirely familiar with in your beloved house.

Joe and I have had similar statistical differences ourselves. Doesn't make you any less right. ;)

[nothing_kind]

Straight to the mark, as always. Tell Valentine?

Ha, is that so. Opposites attract, etc.

[atrum_astrum]

My speciality. And I find it delightfully entertaining you think I can convince him to do anything you can't.

Understatement of the century. Hopefully stays that way.

[nothing_kind]

You'd be surprised. Sometimes he says no just to assert his authority.

Undoubtedly, undoubtedly.

[scratch_gabba]

Pip is the only person ever to have found Gary Barlow erotic including everyone Gary Barlows ever banged, FACT.

[nothing_kind]

Correct.

[shades_away]

100,000 is probably the number of times i've heard gary barlow's name in the last week thanks to pip, haha

[nothing_kind]

Commiserations, June.