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[nothingis_sound]

So I've decided that being sick is inconvenient and I am going to chop off my throat. Yeah, yeah, I know its going to hurt and blah blah blah. But its okay because if I can find a real, real good band-aid, I might just be okay. right? I'm thinking it's worth it because when swallowing water feels like glass shrapnels are sliding down the back of

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[fourthbrn]

I LIKE IT!!!!!! smart idea~!

[flipping_idiot]

I know a really good bandaid called heavy-duty anesthesia. You should check that out if you plan on chopping off your throat.

[nothingis_sound]

Already on it! Thanks though, I decided against chopping off my throat. It's kinda important I guess...

[anonymous]

pish posh dan dvorkin. cutting off your throat when you are sick is totally worth it. just have them save it and you can have it back when you want it. i've tried it, it works. they're normally really cool about it.
becky