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From The Onion

Mar 30, 2005 14:52

Nation Planning Surprise Party To Cheer Up Conor Oberst

OMAHA, NE - American citizens are coordinating efforts to lift the spirits of wünderkind singer-songwriter Conor Oberst, sources reported Monday. "I saw Conor's picture in a Spin article about Bright Eyes, and he just looked so down," said Lindsey Keisner of Youngstown, OH, one of the party's ( Read more... )

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nothingitsfine March 31 2005, 20:03:46 UTC

loved it! thanks babe :)
I've got my atmos concert in exactly one week! ahhhh! I'm so excited

orsonwelles March 31 2005, 04:17:05 UTC

thats not funny! hes really sad!

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nothingitsfine March 31 2005, 20:05:11 UTC

hmmm, that does sound pretty fun...
I recently purchased a tazer gun (seriously) that may come in handy...

acodeblue March 31 2005, 06:07:42 UTC

Man, they totally jacked my idea...'cept this party wasnt exactly what i had planned. On the surface it would appear the way stated. However, the true motives of my plan would be far to horrifying for normal human mind to ever comprehend. It would drive you mad with insanity....and tears!

nothingitsfine March 31 2005, 20:06:22 UTC

insanity and tears... sounds like every night at my house, except add beer