[Public][Text] #2 Sniper

[notintehkitchen]

Dear Mr. BLU Sniper,

I have a special present just for you. Do not fret, it is not your death. However, if you do not accept my invitation to give you the gift perhaps I will change my mind and kill you instead.

Sincerely,
RED Pyro

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Fine. Where do you want me to go?

*At the very least he could check out the respawn first hand. Help that Sashimi kid out. Or was it Saturn.... maybe Sasha.*

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[notintehkitchen]

Come to my house.

[She promises it doesn't smell like sex in here. No sex happened at all. The kids interrupted that so don't worry BLU, your BFF RED will always be cockblocked.]

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[bye_to_yer_head]

If you're planning on killing me, make sure someone feeds my dog.

*He heads over, leaving the crocadog at home so Pyro doesn't get a chunk taken out of her. He's got his bow strung across his back and a quiver of arrows. Better to be safe than sorry in case she wants some kind of showdown.*

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[notintehkitchen]

Don't worry, I'll take him in.

[Another child? Consider it adopted.

Pyro will be waiting for you patiently by the door when you arrive.]

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Alroight. I'm here.

*He stops a good ways from the door and folds his arms, waiting to be attacked.*

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[notintehkitchen]

[Hey, she's sneaky. As a Pyro, if she is going to attack it won't be that obvious.

Coming to the door, Pyro opened it and peeked outside in her nightgown. The green blob that both Snipers despised rested on one of her shoulders as she turned and looked over at him.]

Good. There's something I've been meaning to give you. I think you'll like it. Come in?

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*He stared at her before following into the house. Silently he hoped if she messily killed him Spy was the one who had to clean it up.*

There a reason yer not wearin' clothes?

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[notintehkitchen]

What do you mean? I'm wearing clothes!

[Hey, it was covering her enough she didn't see the problem. Besides, this was her house! Who was he to tell her what she could and couldn't wear?

Shutting the door behind him, Pyro went over to the table to grab a blue box neatly wrapped with a matching bow.]

Come over here and open this.

[Offering it out to him, she rolled her eyes still a little annoyed at his comment.]

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[bye_to_yer_head]

*He snorts at that but doesn't say anything. He takes the box cautiously, surprised that it was in fact a present, and not her flamethrower with a bow on it.*

What's the occasion?

*Still a bit wary he starts to unwrap it, tucking the bow in his pocket to give to his dog to play with later.*

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[notintehkitchen]

I wanted to show you how sorry I am.

[Inside, Sniper would find a white cup with familiar blue paint. The words on the cup would read #2 Sniper. Before he got a chance to even open it all the way, Pyro was smiling mischievously and laughing like a mad woman inside her head.]

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[bye_to_yer_head]

This still 'bout that piranha thing?

*He pulls the mug out, staring at it in surprise. Well it wasn't lethal, and it wasn't going to kill him so that was a bonus. Though leave it to Pyro to find a gift that was equal parts practical and insulting.*

Very funny.

*But the fact she had even attempted a peace offering was speaking volumes to all those emotions that BLU didn't have.*

Uhm .. thanks Pyro.

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[notintehkitchen]

Maybe it is.

[Maybe meant yes.]

What do you mean it's funny? I painted it up just for you! You can pour all the coffee and alcohol you want in it.

[Flashing the most innocent smile ever, for a mere moment it appeared Pyro was sparkling. It was horrifying.]

You're welcome.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

Well I looked fer ya. There weren't any. Because there aren't freshwater fish in th' ocean.

*He turned it around in his hands. With the exception of the glaring #2 it was a pretty nice mug.*

An' I'm gonna. You can't complain 'bout how much coffee I drink anymore if I'm drinkin' out 'f this. Deal?

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[notintehkitchen]

[That was disappointing to hear. She so wanted a cute little piranha all for herself.]

I don't think you can make a deal that benefits you when someone gives you a present.

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[bye_to_yer_head]

I wouldn't know. I haven't gotten many.

*And by not many he figured this was number five in his whole life.*

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[notintehkitchen]

Valentines day is coming up. Maybe a cute girl will give you something.

[The tone of her voice made it hard to tell whether she was being sweet or teasing.]