Flame #16

[notintehkitchen]

[Text]

The undead are all over town. If all the books I have read are accurate, please aim directly for the head either with a blunt object or a gun. All children who reside here, please stay where you are and I will come to get you. I can provide a haven.

Sniper, I will be needing your assistance. Do not worry, you will be rewarded well.

Comments

[voice because he still doesn't know how to use text]

[bye_to_yer_head]

All you needed t' say was 'aim fer th' head.'

*Does he sound excited? yeah, he's excited.*

[Voice]

[notintehkitchen]

I'm still lacking a new flamethrower. I guess that means I'll have to rely on my shotgun and axe. I think I'll prepare some Molotov cocktails though.

[She's excited too, just a little less because her HUSBANDO FLAMETHROWER is gone. :(]

[Voice]

[bye_to_yer_head]

You would.

Actually, might not be a bad idea t' burn these once they go down. They smell roight awful.

[Voice] Of course she doesn't understand it's satire....

[notintehkitchen]

Best to make sure they stay dead. You haven't seen that book around this place that tells you the best way to get rid of zombies, have you? It's called The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead. I read it a few months back.

Amazing.

[bye_to_yer_head]

They make books about this sort 'f stuff? On th' off chance there's zombies? Hn, people really are prepared for anything. Did it say anythin' 'bout...

*He trails off .. then there's the sound of his gun cocking and firing.*

Heh. Anythin' 'bout how t' stop 'em from making more of 'em?

She's a total sci-fi nerd.

[notintehkitchen]

Don't get bitten, even the tiniest bite could end up with you getting infected. Remember that. The best way not to let them make more is to dispose of them all as quickly as possible.

We need to find a way to set a trap for them. There's a possibility they can smell blood from far away or they follow sound. Shooting them one by one will take ages, I'm thinking of going big here.

She's adorable.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Shootin' 'em one by one is a lot more fun though.

You wanna lure them into a big bonfire?

SHE IS SO SERIOUS BUSINESS ABOUT THIS ALSO ONE OF HER VER. OF SEX

[notintehkitchen]

You should conserve your ammo. How much do you have?

Possibly. I am wondering if animal blood would work on luring them or if it has to be from a human. If so, I should ask Sensei to take blood from me and spill it everywhere.

[bye_to_yer_head]

Roight now... Thirteen more shots. But I beheaded a few that got too close. I wish Spies were this clumsy and slow.

... Pyro... even fer you that's disgusting.

[notintehkitchen]

That's not enough.

[Sighing, she places a hand on her forehead.]

I'm trying to be useful. If I can help save the children, that's all that matters to me.

[bye_to_yer_head]

If you know a secret stash of bullets that'll work in my gun I'm listenin'.

Do you know how much blood it would take t' lure this many things any distance? You'd probably die.

[notintehkitchen]

You can borrow my shotgun, you'll be better using it than I will be. I need my hands to hold Molotov cocktails and pack them up anyways.

It'll be alright. I'm just a RED so it won't matter to a BLU if I die or not.

[bye_to_yer_head]

... I can do that. Where you at?

*He sighs.*

Pyro .. You don't need t' die just to lure zombies somewhere. Stop thinkin' loike that.

[notintehkitchen]

I'm at home.

[What is all this concern?]

You sound worried, that is kind of you. Perhaps you have forgotten I am simply a 'filthy arsonist', yes?

[bye_to_yer_head]

I'm not worried.

*Yes he is.*

You're just not thinkin' this through. Besides, what'd th' rest of us do without a zombie expert'

[notintehkitchen]

Good.

[Whatever you say~]

I don't know, throw your piss at them?