Twenty-Seven Lullabies

[notinthegame]

So is that how it fuckin' works around here huh? It's all hunky dory if you make nice with the people you fuck up? WELL SHIT. If I'd known that shit months ago!

HEY ANEMONE!

Sorry 'bout blowin' your brains all over my floor and wall way back. I was just the worst guy ever to do such a thing! Let's let bygones be bygones!

Wanna be my buddy? We can

Comments

1/idk

[pilot_princess]

What?

2/idk

[pilot_princess]

You... wanna...

This has to be some sort of a trick.

3/5?

[pilot_princess]

But you taste like smoke anyway, and it's sort of gross and--

4/5

[pilot_princess]

What.

[prodigal_axe]

... That's right, you've been in there longer...

Tch. Got some cigarettes myself.

[notinthegame]

We can kill ourselves slowly together. How fuckin' sweet.

[prodigal_axe]

Breakin' my heart over here.

This city ain't the place for a long life, in the first place.

[notinthegame]

Heh, should I get the tissues out?

Fuck no. Then again, who can say if you're life'll be long anyway. Shit I've died how many times now? Good thing we have fuckin' fifty lives or somethin'.

Haha, good thing I collected all those phoenix downs or fuckin' had a uh... you know one of those stupid items on that bring you back to life instantly? Like in a video game! That's what this damn place is like.

[purgatory_maren]

Keep it up and you're losing your communicator.

[notinthegame]

Real fuckin' scary.

Sorry mom, I'll be good. [Chuckles.]

[purgatory_maren]

Good I won't have to get the belt.

[notinthegame]

If you can beat me harder and better than my fuckin' father did I'd do whatever the hell you wanted!

[Laughs.]

[soul_similar]

It is?

Oh, um... But most of those people don't come back to life after.

[notinthegame]

Sure seems it.

Oh well, less bastards I have to hear whinnin' over this fuckin' thing!

[soul_similar]

Then it sounds like it's easy to make friends here, even when you make them mad.

Huh? Oh, no. Those people weren't from Discedo. They were from the human world. The ones that I killed here were monsters and stuff... woah! Does that mean you understand them?! Cool!

[notinthegame]

I have no damn clue. I ain't here to make nice with anyone.

... right. Nah, can't understand monsters. Ain't that amazin', which is a damn shame!

[leaveit2deutsch]

You shot Anemone? T-that's not nice!

[notinthegame]

I don't see why you people keep thinkin' I'm fuckin' nice.

I ain't no nice guy. I'll shoot whoever the fuck I want. She was askin' for it anyway.