Crit is always welcomed~! Be as gentle or hard as you like!

Anon and screening are on, IP logging off!

ENJOY!

This is so late in the making...
 

(Video)

Thanks for nothin' you wannabe Santa fuck! I think I've been a good boy so far, where the hell was my goddamn present?!

Fuckin' almost outta cigars... didn't have too many one me when I got here. [Grumbles.]

(Voice)

HAHAHAHAHA!

[There is gunshots mixed with crazy laughter as the communicator turns on. One can only guess that the laughing is from Helter. ReDeads scream and nurses just make funny moaning noises. There is plenty of screaming in the background too, but not close enough to effect the apparently pleased sounding assassin.]

Now this is more ( Read more... )

(Voice)

What the... the fuck is this bullshit?! Last I knew Hell was full of flames and run by some asshole who looked like that ugly fuck from Legend.

Oh and cute fuckin' note. "Use this". Yeah good thing I'm not a goddamn retard and could figure that out! [Some cursing under his breath as he's walking around, trying to figure out where he is or ( Read more... )

(Voice)

Suddenly I'm just so joyful that I'm not livin' in that shit hole of an appartment complex.

Even if I was on the first floor.

Enjoy that rubble and debris! Shame all the crushed bodies disappear or whatever the fuck those Scientist fuckers do. That shit would smell real pungent after a while if not!

(ooc: ffff I haven't even decided where he ( Read more... )

(Voice)

So police assholes, I've been a good boy lately, does that mean I get to turn into a real boy?

[He chuckles, amused by his lame joke. Because... Disney movie joke of lame is just horrible Helter. Really now.]

I'm curious if I ruined some sort of bettin' pot on how quick I'd end up back in that fuckin' cell. Too bad for you fuckers. I'm sure ( Read more... )

(Voice)

I would just like to take a moment and let everyone know... this shit ain't my fault! I see you police pigs eyin' me!

Fuck bein' a pussy and hidin' around while offin' these fuckers. You need to just get out there and blow fuckers up and make a show of it!

Whatever, listenin' to you all whine and bitch about people dyin' is amusin' as always.

(Video)

[The feed turns on, showing the police station... someone is standing outside of it obviously. Then shakily, like 'oh my god I'm going to throw up if they keep shaking the camera that way' shakily, it turns to show the buildings around it, the sky, whatever. Then there's a laugh off screen.]

Guess who's outta that shithole, fuckers?

[The ( Read more... )

(Voice + Video = lulz)

WHO THE FUCK SPRINKLED PIXIE DUST ON ME!?

[The video feed comes on and he's pointing it at the floor of his cell... which is below him. Not like... standing on below, but like 'I'm in the fuckin' air' below.]

I ain't fuckin' Peter Pan you assholes! Whoever did this it ain't amusin'!

(Voice)

Just fuckin' lovely. Like we need anymore idiots in this shithole!