Thirty-One Lullabies

[notinthegame]

(Voice + Video = lulz)

WHO THE FUCK SPRINKLED PIXIE DUST ON ME!?

[The video feed comes on and he's pointing it at the floor of his cell... which is below him. Not like... standing on below, but like 'I'm in the fuckin' air' below.]

I ain't fuckin' Peter Pan you assholes! Whoever did this it ain't amusin'!

Comments

[prodigal_axe]

What th--

[Sorry, Helter. Shinji's laughing his ass off behind the facepalm. Those don't sound like coughs at all.]

[notinthegame]

Unless you got a fuckin' antidote for pixie dust asshole, fuck off!

[prodigal_axe]

[Gets one last snicker out.]

Can't say I do. ...tch, you know you'd be laughin' at me if this shit was reversed.

[notinthegame]

[The video shows a close up of a middle finger.]

I'd be laughin' if your ass sprouted rainbow fuckin' wings.

[princessofmoe]

...it's not that bad.

[notinthegame]

I'm sure it's tons of fuckin' fun when you can actually fly some where.

I'm stuck in a tiny ass little cell! I do not enjoy havin' my ass on the damn ceilin'!!

[princessofmoe]

Uhm, you can fly in little circles...?

[notinthegame]

You're fuckin' hilarious.

[He's not impressed.]

[pilot_princess]

[Snort... stifled laughter... oh wait no, this is her laughing like mad.]

[notinthegame]

[Much like anyone who is laughing at him right now, you get a close up of a middle finger.]

[soul_similar]

[Oh, but she is! Lilith is pretty much laughing her head off right now.]

[notinthegame]

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Real funny.

[Grumbles and cusses under his breath.]

[soul_similar]

[Aww. But who could resist?]

You don't think so? I thought humans like you would have always wanted to fly!

[notinthegame]

Not when I'm fuckin' stuck in this tiny ass cell.

[No one can resist picking on him. It's too easy right now.]