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[notjustanother]

"hey, do you guys know how long it takes to make a hard-boiled egg at this altitude?"
"do you want it medium-hard or hard-hard?"

"what's the difference between david boone and davey crockett?"

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[equallycheated]

one has a gun and the other has a live raccoon on his head

[notjustanother]

only now did it occur to me how strange it is that there is a live raccoon standing on top of a (dead rac)coon skin cap. like, how would you like to stand on top your dead family member? being worn by someone?

ah.