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1. i have been embarrassingly neglectful of my christmas calendar this year. i just caught up on chocolates Dec 8th through 18th. unghhhh they have a strange aftertaste, especially when consumed en masse ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE ARCADE FIRE ARE PLAYING FIVE SHOWS IN MONTREAL FEBRUARY 6 FEBRUARY 7 FEBRUARY 8 FEBRUARY 9 FEBRUARY 10 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/40130/Arcade_Fire_Announce_More_Shows

[Preppy girl walking up to a hipster guy on the corner of Parc and Mont Royal ]
Girl: Ou est le Plateau? The Plateau? Where is it?
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Girl on cell: “…and he was like, “If you’re from British Columbia, how come you don’t have a British accent?”
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Ambulance Driver: “Are you sure you want to go to the hospital with her? It’s only midnight - I’m sure you ( Read more... )

sometimes my fridge is so cold that ice forms in my water jug, is that strange?
i have a newfound affinity for mending clothing, is that strange?

attention: new favourite hobby!

listening to broken social scene's self titled album starting with 7/4 shoreline and going to the end while drinking apple juice from the dollar store straight from the carton and washing dishes.

sunday night = library + elbow through lcd + wheat paste + art works + running from the metro police + chocolate cake + bright eyes = monday morning

sometimes i like to thing about progressions. like, how funny is it that we took "oh my god" and turned it into "omg" and then it morphed into "omgz" and "zomg" and i'm predicting the next thing will be the "zomgz" sandwich. well, maybe not for certain ( Read more... )

Q. when is having your apartment broken into a good thing?

A. when your roommate is super brave and faces off against the thief and he drops all the goods and runs, and amongst all your almost-stolen possessions you find an enormous box of chocolate bars that he probs got from his previous gig.

"hey, do you guys know how long it takes to make a hard-boiled egg at this altitude?"
"do you want it medium-hard or hard-hard?"

"what's the difference between david boone and davey crockett?"


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