icing out of a can is probably the most delicious food. i just made myself a yellow birthday cake from a box. it's vegan and hippy with chocolate chips, craisans, a little nutritional yeast, and a splash of beer. i decided to go with the box cake because im feeding a lot of people and well, vegan cake from scratch is kind of an acquired taste ( Read more... )

i have a job interview tomorrow, in lexington, MA. they want me to do some analytical work, so i have to fake it a little. i bought this relatively lame pants suit and i now have it crumpled up in my backpack. i hope it doesn't get wrinkled. i just dyed my hair back to brown because i realized that no one takes a blond seriously, especially not ( Read more... )

last night i went on a really fun date. the plan at first was to drink some wine by the tracks, and on the way my date decided she needed chapstick and i needed nasal spray. she stopped into 7-11 while i waited outside, where i talked to a friendly homeless man. when she got out of the store, she said, "that guy looks like the one from that ( Read more... )

happy easter, everybody. a happy easter keg hunt to those who went. i didn't... i need a party break. thursday night i drank way, way too much and almost got stuck in amherst with a love-hungry man. luckily dan saved me. he was my knight in shining toyota corrola.

you know how i said i left my backpack at rythom's house? well, he's about to move. he was cleaning out his kitchen and ended up giving my packpack to the amherst survival center. my backpack is now in the hands of charity, waiting to be given away. inside, it has my graphing calculator and some keys at a total $200 value. i've called them today, ( Read more... )

BY THE WAY, the judicial board found me NOT GUILTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love student-run systems!

today i was trying to get to northamherst to console rhythom who is divorcing his wife, and decided to make a day out of it and bike the 15 mile trip. on the calvin cooley bridge my bike tire popped- so early in the trip, surely a bad omen. luckily my new house was only a couple blocks away so i went to traded my broken bike for a new one. then, i ( Read more... )

i'm moving off campus on May 1!!!!!!!!!!!!! it's so fucking exciting to have a place to go. im moving to chaos inc. in hadley, where rent will be ~$180/mo including utilities and where i will eat for free, dumpster style. i can't wait. it's a temporary thing until i can find myself a professional job in a big city close by, and maybe learn how to ( Read more... )

i just had my judicial board hearing. it fucking sucked. everyone was sitting on the other side of the table trying to figure out if i was lying or if i just had a weird sense of humor. i hate smith college. in the best case, nothing will happen to me. in the worst case, i will be expelled ( Read more... )