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[notlewis]

Ay yi yi, this place looks worse than my residencia on graduation night. You guys have some kind of miniature apocalypse or something

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[coughupcaviar]

You sound like you got a piece of the Half Baked Pie.

[notlewis]

Oookay, I have no idea what that means.

But a classy lady like you has got to be able to provide me a light, and some smokes to go with it. Or maybe some directions.

[coughupcaviar]

Half-Baked Pie. It's only halfway baked so when you discover it, it isn't as good as it might be or might have once been.

Map Sets were never my forte, especially since I just found myself here. A companion during the cold may be just what the lunchlady ordered.

[notlewis]

Now you're speaking my language, señorita.

But before we get to the first date, whereabouts might "here" be? Because it looks like America and if it is, that's gonna be pretty damn upsetting to my sense of reason.

[hawkeye_shooter]

This isn't hell.

You're in Manhattan...also unless all of the convenient stores have been raided for cigarettes I'm sure you can find some on your own. This weather might make that a little difficult though so I'd suggest trying to cut back.

[notlewis]

Baby, if I don't get my hands on a cigarette I might as well be in hell.

[hawkeye_shooter]

...

Welcome to hell then. I'm Lt. Riza Hawkeye, do you need help with anything BESIDES finding cigarettes.

Also, you're pretty calm for someone who I am assuming is new to this place.

[notlewis]

Well, angel, I'm a little unsure if I'm currently alive or not, for one thing. For another, once you've died there's not much to be worried about anymore.

[sexandahaircut]

Hah, you are certainly not in heaven I can give you that much because I, for one, would probably not be anywhere near here if that were the case.

Well, it has been said that the world might end in ice so, you know, it could be that...what with the blizzard and all.

Good luck finding your nicotine.

[notlewis]

Out of the frying pan and into the freezer. Well, in a way it beats the alternative.

Thanks amigo. Now, maybe you've got an idea how I got here from Spain?

[sexandahaircut]

Probably the same way I got here from Chicago...only a little bit longer of a trip.

Basically?

I have no idea.

[notlewis]

Perfect. Mindblowing mysteries of the great beyond.

[revedepapillon]

Considering the kind of company that made this place what it is...I'd say you found purgatory.

[notlewis]

I don't know about that. Looks to me like I just found an angel.

[revedepapillon]

If you want that, sure.

[notlewis]

Haha, now you're talking, baby. This situation is looking up all the time.

[meester_kennedy]

This is new.

[notlewis]

Well I'd recognize that hair anywhere, but I could be wrong. Is that you, Leon?

[meester_kennedy]

Yeah, it is.

How did you get here?

[notlewis]

Wouldn't I like to know? Maybe you can answer a few questions for me, amigo.

Like, for instance, I have this rather vivid memory of dying horribly. Can you maybe clarify that for me?