( Between Dark and Light, There is White )

What the hell did you people do now?

I lost Tinkerbell.

[long silence, there's a muffled sigh]

She was the best roommate I ever had.

I hope she's alright...wherever she fluttered off to. [shifts in his chair] Who knows, maybe she returned to Neverland.

[silence again]

I really need to get out...

...

That's it. I fucking quit. This shit just got more insane than I ever thought it would.

Fuck

Alright, since our typical rallier isn't here, I'm going to pull this shindig together. We all have our parts to play in pulling this together and the important thing is to work as a group and be organized. As much as I'd love to go all gun's a blazing like some other people...we can't do things like that. So, here's the plan ( Read more... )

Please tell me there's not two monsters in the river mating...

Oh, wait, I guess they could be fighting. Never mind...

It's like seeing the Discovery Channel or Animal Planet in real life.

Well, I hope you weren't too upset by my not being around lately, I've missed you all too ( Read more... )

So, what did we learn? No, more pep rallies in the subways and I'm just going to put this out here now...lets not have them on the rooftops of buildings either.

Just for future reference.

Hope everyone is doing alright though.

Ah, the New Year. Anyone thinking about resolutions yet? Or who they might kiss once it strikes midnight? Well, I haven't given much thought to the former...but the latter has a little list...after all I got some nice ones under the mistletoe. Then again, perhaps we should be more interested in the little New Years show we get...with that Zero ( Read more... )

So, I found some candles. They don't do much for heat but I figure it can't hurt, right? I also found an electric blanket in this place which is also really cozy, I've been cranking that sucker up to 9 and it feels pretty good. What I could really go for though is a nice relaxing hot tub/jacuzzi. Nothing quite beats one of those...water wouldn' ( Read more... )