Comments | notlikethemovie: ✖ anxiety attack: 002 ✖ Quickly progressing to Stage 3 ✖

notlikethemovie

✖ anxiety attack: 002 ✖ Quickly progressing to Stage 3 ✖

Jul 13, 2011 11:25

[Phone]

[With much less screaming this time!So, I just wanted to say sorry about the other day, and could anyone tell me where the hospital is? Apparently I actually do have a job, but I'm not sure how to get there. Also is it just me, or does the air smell different? I'm a little concerned, lavender always gave me horrible headaches ( Read more... )

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glowing_science July 13 2011, 18:43:29 UTC

I work at the hospital, if you want someone to guide you there. Where do you live?

notlikethemovie July 13 2011, 18:45:28 UTC

That would be amazingly helpful. I'm at 339 Brady Lane, and I hope Anne doesn't try to claw your face off like she did to me. I think she was trying to make a point, but I don't know her well enough to know if that's normal or not. I guess I should be used to that happening though.

Why am I talking so much?

glowing_science July 13 2011, 19:31:50 UTC

[Ema shrugs on her end of the line.] I don't know.

But I'll make sure to keep my distance from this Anne person, whoever she is.

notlikethemovie July 13 2011, 19:33:05 UTC

Seems to be a chronic thing.

Also, since you're coming to help, I made some chocolate and butterscotch chip cookies to help me calm down. Would you like any?

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notsaul July 13 2011, 19:51:19 UTC

[just resting her head on the counter and

glaring

at the cookies

because she is so hungry

but getting punched in the throat by Nazi robots isn't conducive to eating

and also sweet things suck]

notlikethemovie July 13 2011, 20:10:51 UTC

[She sees that glare. Mika just makes a soft huffing sound, and her ears would've twitched forward if she still had them. Oops.]

I can make you something else if you'd like...?

notsaul July 13 2011, 20:16:43 UTC

Can't eat much. [She sounds even more like a chain-smoking frog than usual. It's not pleasant.]

notlikethemovie July 13 2011, 20:18:39 UTC

Soft foods, from the sound of it. How are you with eggs or yogurt?

[The not!mom is now CONCERNED. Sorry Annie, she is going to nannywolf the shit out of you now.]

Who tried to crush your vocal chords?

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stage one techno_mancer July 13 2011, 20:19:21 UTC

[Oooh... cookies. Awesome!]

Oh hey... so they gave ya a job?

And for the record, this isn't the first time they've gone crazy 'bout commies here.

stage two and getting worse notlikethemovie July 13 2011, 20:21:39 UTC

[Not just any cookies, they are her double chocolate and butterscotch chip specials. No nuts, just extra chocolate and lots of butterscotch.]

Yeah, I guess for some reason they thought it would be a good idea to have me work as a nurse.

Really? This can't end well.

techno_mancer July 13 2011, 20:25:16 UTC

Jobs don't usually make sense here. I'm a teacher and pretty much all I do is fudge the kids' grades so they pass. Last thing they need here is to worry about school on top of everything else.

notlikethemovie July 13 2011, 20:26:02 UTC

[She makes a scoffing sound, shaking her head. Still, she's...actually smiling a little how did you manage that.]

You are the worst teacher ever.

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ra_ra_razputin July 14 2011, 01:51:00 UTC

[PANCAKES

AND COOKIES

You are Raz's new favorite person.]

notlikethemovie July 14 2011, 01:57:40 UTC

[Yay~! Mika is not failing at being the not!mom!]