Voicemail

[notmyownage]

"Right, so, you've reached Claudia. I'm totally not around right now. Sucks to be you. If you don't know what to do with this beeping noise, then you probably have more problems than just not being able to reach me."

*beeeeeeeep*

Comments

Crazy Phone Day!

[stars_and_money]

[From here!]

"Woah, dude, I haven't been talking to you about sex shops, I don't even know who you are!

...

Not that I would mind either. Y'know, getting to know you, or the sex shops."

Re: Crazy Phone Day!

[notmyownage]

[and that one went here, here, and here.]