Yo, this is Jeremy, I'm busy, leave a message after the beep and I'll call you back!

Beeep.

When Jeremy woke up this morning, he was convinced Fandom was messing with him again, and that his blanket had somehow grown during the night. Naturally, he was half right. It just took him until he'd fought his way out from under the covers to figure out it wasn't that the blanket had gotten bigger, but that he'd gotten smaller. And... monkeyfied ( Read more... )

George was leaving ( Read more... )

Prom was great. Post-prom activities that involved testing theories related to teeth and obnoxiously expensive suits were maximum ( Read more... )

"... Holy freaking crap!"

That was the sound of one freaked out rich guy staring in his wall mirror to find out he was currently a rich chick. And not just any old rich chick, but his twin sister. He looked... exactly liked Juliet, except with their original hair color instead of the blonde. He even had brown eyes like hers ( Read more... )

Jeremy and Juliet had decided to stay in New York after Thanksgiving, when news from Fandom had started sounding like trouble might have been brewing, and they had wanted no real part of it. While Jeremy might've sort of been missing someone, it hadn't been that hard a decision to wait things out. This was home, and the party scene had welcomed ( Read more... )

George was dead. Except technically she was probably undead? Jeremy was... still kind of wrapping his head around that fact. It was a complicated thing, even he could recognize that, and he was not the best at complicated things, so he was taking his time with it ( Read more... )

Handwavily, Jeremy and George had caught meta for The Graduate at a movie theater on the mainland. It had been... Well, they hadn't exactly caught that much of it, to be honest. But the opening credits had looked good! Really, top notch! Or something. Whatever. Movie theaters were dark and the back row was made for way better things than actually ( Read more... )

Jeremy was the happiest man on earth, he really was! He'd jsut gotten married to the most beautiful girl he'd ever met, and even it had been a little on the sudden side, he didn't care. He just wanted to have a post-wedding picnic with his new wife ( Read more... )

It was really no secret that Jeremy had handwavily spent most of the last few days locked up in the room he shared with Stephanie. Things just... hadn't really seemed like something he should get involved with ( Read more... )