............... -staring at candygram-

.......I think I'm gonna drop that battle class.

This entire school is INSANE.

This has got to be one of the best moods I've been in all year ( Read more... )

( private )

I need to see the nurse. I've got a black eye.

It was merely a direct result of insubordination on the part of a lesser student. No need for alarm.

You should see the other guy.

...I got three reasons left to be here and I should have somethin' more to look forward to. This really pisses me off.

( History assignment )

Right. I came back early.

Garden is going to hell. I'm kinda happy about that, actually. Makes'em realize how bad they needed me there. Too bad now, chumps!

Now for a preemptive patrol. Maybe she's back too.

If I never see that ratty little redhead again it'll be too soon. And if I absolutely HAVE to see him, he'd better have pants on, or I'm going to kill him and shove him out the window. DO YOU HEAR ME, KID? THIS IS NOT A BROTHEL. You better consider yourself lucky I was too busy vomiting to catch you and take to detention right the fuck there!

-idly sniffing inside of his jacket- Heh ( Read more... )

I just got out of the school infirmary.

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When I find out who did that? Yeah, your ass is GRASS. You'd better start writing up your will.

Listen up, boys and girls! This is your new Hall Monitor speaking! There are gonna be some changes around here.

Follow dress code! Stop running in the halls! No snacks near computers! And other important stuff! You better have your school guidebooks handy at all times, because we're crackin' DOWN!