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009 ⚸
Oh, boys!
I have some ridiculously heavy furniture that needs to be moved up and down some flights of stairs or carried across the street and I could really use your help!
339 Brady Lane. Don't keep me waiting. -
008 ⚸ god just blame inky for this okay
So, like, I'm just calling to say that I'm gonna be home sick for a while!
And by a while I mean two weeks.
Don't come over to visit or call me on the phone or even walk past my house or I will fucking end you and everything you love.
[Spring is most certainly in the air, isn't it? And while the majority of you humans living in Mayfield will be ( Read more... ) -
007 ⚸
[A: Phonez]
Okay! So all this shit about Easter has reminded me that a much better holiday is coming up: Passover! I'm having the seder at my house this Friday and EVERYONE is invited! Even the losers-- That means you, Baldie!
[B: Front lawn of 339 Brady Lane]
[Pre-Passover preparations means getting rid of any and all chametz: Basically, any products ( Read more... ) -
006 ⚸
[The best part about having weird shit happen in this town? Gift time! It's like Hanukkah if instead of lighting candles you get punched in the face. She is super excited when she gets her box: What's it gonna be? More powers? More cool stuff from home? More of Nasira's panties? The possibilities are endless--
A familiar medal clunks onto the ( Read more... ) -
005 ⚸
A. [So, for a while now, Annie has been a girl scout. She hasn't gone to meetings or actually done anything, though, because she is deathly allergic to obligations and responsibility and work. But, she's also allergic to boredom, so she decides to try this shit out.
Within ten minutes of arriving at wherever the meeting takes place in, she has ( Read more... ) -
004 ⚸
[So, last night, for the first time in a very, very long time, Annie had felt fear. And this is a girl who has been shot in the face and watched her best friend both die and come back from the dead on the same night. She knows there was a reason for her feeling this fear.
But she was so wasted last night, she can't remember what it was.
Or if she ( Read more... ) -
003 ⚸
[Annie regularly shovels raw meat down her throat like it's candy, so she's currently about seven years old. Is she confused as to why she's not on base? Yes, yes she is. Does she give a fuck? No, no she doesn't. Because she's a Goldstein, and Goldsteins are prepared for any and all shit to occur. Even weird new towns.
So, she will be wandering ( Read more... ) -
002 ⚸
[Under the Christmas tree, Annie found... NASIRA'S PANTIES! COVERED IN BLOOD!
However, once she was able to determine that it was not, in fact, menstrual blood, she was pretty cool with it. Nasira had given her weirder shit before. The undead are kinky like that. So, she throws the panties in the sink (best place to put them yes) and heads towards ( Read more... ) -
001 ⚸
[Okay.
What the fuck is this.
The first thing Annie noticed when she woke up this morning is that she was in a bed. More than that, she was wearing clothes! A froofy nightdress-- not hers-- and modest underwear-- so not hers it's not even funny. She was in a bed, not the woods; she was in a house, not her trailer; and she was in a town, way too small ( Read more... )
