[Accidental video - in which Lyra's worst nightmare comes true]

[notsilvertongue]

[Lyra has been a busy girl as of late. A while ago, Xatu showed up, informing Lyra that a few trainers had announced their intent to challenge the Elite Four, so she'd better get her butt on back to the Indigo Plateau. So off she rushed! And defended her title! There were some close calls and it was all very thrilling and she couldn't wait to share

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[LIVE FOR YOUR PLEASURE]

[cupofbatnoodles]

[And there is Lyra's horrible assailant, nonchalantly walking into the room and ducking pokedolls and Apricorns.]

I already told you we don't suck out brains, cool your shorts.

Re: [LIVE FOR YOUR PLEASURE]

[notsilvertongue]

WHY ARE YOU EVEN IN HERE??

[Whoosh, goes the Cleffa doll. Whoosh, goes beanie Wooper.]

[cupofbatnoodles]

[Whoop she gets beamed by the Cleffa. NOW ITS ON. Izzy catches the Wooper and chucks it back.]

[POINT at the bed.] That's my bed.

Jingles scooted her ass out so they moved me to this room.

[notsilvertongue]

[Pow! There goes her hat. Lyra counterattacks by pulling a card key out of her bag and throwing it. VERY IMPRESSIVE, LYRA.]

What? No it's not! That definitely can't be your bed! I live here!!

[watching like a creeper]

[breaks_ground]

[He doesn't have his video up, so you see nothing Lyra. But he sees you freaking the hell out. And he and Archer are probably popcorn.gifing over here. B)]

Re: [watching like a creeper]

[notsilvertongue]

[in b4 it ends up posted on MewTube]

THREADJACK [ALSO WATCHING LIKE A CREEPER]

[rocketambition]

[What do you mean probably, boss? This is better than Jersey Shore Jerseylicious just how many reality shows about Jersey are there? watching Pokemon battles! There is definitely some serious popcorn.jif going on over here.]

[notsilvertongue]

[ARCHER. ARCHER HOW COULD YOU. After she bought you all those nice shirts.]

[boxingmidget]

[HE IS WATCHING THIS AND HE THINKS LYRA IS ABOUT TO BE ATTACKED BY AN ASSASSIN OR SOMETHING. A FREAKED OUT FACE ON THE SCREEN.]

[notsilvertongue]

[BAT ASSASSIN. Lyra has reclaimed the laptop and taken it to the safety of Under The Covers. Oh! It's a Mac! SHE IS SAVED.]

Mac! Thank goodness! HELP ME!

[boxingmidget]

[HE BOLTED OUTTA THAT GODDAMN ROOM SO FAST IT WAS LIKE HE WAS THERE THEN HE WAS NOT AND THEN HE WAS THERE IN LYRA'S ROOM AND IT WAS LIKE "SCREW KNOCKING I'M GOING RIGHT IN".]

LYRA! LYRA! ARE YOU OKAY??

[cupofbatnoodles]

[Wait who is she talking to. Whatever.

....

Hey that sounds like someone barrelling down the hallway and ISHFKSDJGFH.]

.... HEY.

SHE'S FUCKING FINE. [And then in Lyra's general direction.] WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO ANYWAY.

[volttackler]

PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA--

[AMP IS FRANTICALLY SCRATCHING AT LYRA'S DOOR OH GOD WHAT HAPPEN.]

[cupofbatnoodles]

[Izzy opens it a crack.]

GET OUT.

[Shuts it.]

[volttackler]

[Nooooot happenin'. GEEZ IZZY BE NICE.

Amp begins to tackle the door. BAM. BAM. BAM.]

[notsilvertongue]

[REINFORCEMENTS. THANK HEAVEN. Lyra needs to get at the door to let Amp in, but OH NO IZZY IS IN THE WAY OH NOOO. What is she going to do.]

Amp!! Is that you?!

[video]

[shysentinel]

[WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON!?!??! Bewildered sentinel staring back]

Um, you need any help miss...?

Re: [video]

[cupofbatnoodles]

[Shouted from across the room.]

NO SHE'S FINE.

Re: [video]

[notsilvertongue]

[Shouted from under the desk.]

NO I'M NOT.

[video]

[shysentinel]

[Eep this looks bad!]

I'm coming!

[She's picking up her lance and shield and ZOOM

Have her trying to get in shortly after!]