HEAD-CANON AND SURVEY: HERE
ARCHER'S POKEMON: HERE
SBG APPLICATION: HERE
SBG WIKI: HERE
SBG LOGS: COMING SOON
POKEDRESSING LOGS: COMING SOON
VARIOUS RANDOM MEMES: HERE
HMD CRIT POST: HERE

TOTALLY UNDER CONSTRUCTION DON'T MIND ME DERPDERP

[It seems that Archer hasn't been around much lately. Where's he been? Johto, if you can believe he'd actually go back there after all his plans were destroyed by Lyra. See, there's some trouble with the Rockets and the police, and Archer's been "elected" to stop it. Which really means Ariana bullied him into it, which is hardly unusual.]

[He's ( Read more... )

[Usually the only time Archer forgets portions of his life is when he's had too much to drink. He really can't hold his liquor very well. But a whole week? He can't even begin to fathom what happened. The only thing he knows is that he wound up with some new Pokemon... Pokemon that are far more powerful than his own. He's stuffed them in the PC ( Read more... )

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As a refresher, Archer is now Team Rocket's Boss. He hates Giovanni, doesn't remember anyone he's met here, and... is even more of a jerk than usual. Also he has more powerful Pokemon and doesn't hate his Crobat. Yeah.

[Archer had never been good at flirting or dating, or anything of the sort, but failing to seduce Raikov was particularly devastating. He had returned to his apartment and collapsed on the couch, one arm thrown over his eyes, lost in thought. A day ago he had hated Raikov. Now he loved him. Something was clearly wrong with that picture, but he ( Read more... )

I suppose a proper introduction is in order. I have been at this school for long enough to warrant it.

I am Archer, a security guard here at Smash Academy. I will be spending the majority of my time with the other security guards, should you need me for any reason.

( PRIVATE TO ALL SECURITY PERSONEL )

[Archer isn't interested in the holidays. He never has been, he never will be. But there is one positive note in light of all this nauseating festive cheer - a little "tradition" Archer will now strongly buy into. And quite literally "buy," who knew mistletoe was so expensive ( Read more... )

Because it occurs to me that I don't have one of these. :/

Tell me how I'm doing with Archer. I know there are some head-canon things inserted here and there, but with such a limited canon it is a bit difficult to work with. Let me know honestly, but please don't be a douche about it. If you tell me you hate him, at least tell me whyAnon is off, ( Read more... )

[If you happen to be in the third floor of the teacher's dorms, you might see a man running back and forth moving things from one room to another. There isn't a lot he has to move, but he's doing it in a way that's so ridiculously planned it seems laughable. He's still wearing his Team Rocket uniform - so if you recognize that, feel free to intrude ( Read more... )

( POKEDRESSING - LOCKED TO KAGURA )