(Yeah I know I haven't written in this thing in like two years, but there's no one to talk to because everyone with any facsimile of a life or common sense has long since gone to bed, and the second best thing is talking to no one and pretending someone is listening ( Read more... )

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation ( Read more... )

...that everyone, everywhere, assumes when dwarves mine the dirt and rock just disappears? It's got to go somewhere. Dwarves can't just stay underground forever any more than moles can.

Next!

I have nothing really to say, just updating in the hope that a SalmonBot will IM me and I'll make a new friend (Hi Blair!)

"That guy's about to get an ass full of pipe wrench!"

Just for Blair.

Fuck you and everything you do.

(Reminder to Washington people: I-985 is Tim Eyman. Again.)

So I turned 21 like 15 minutes ago. I wanted to go to the Kort Haus to get a kangaroo burger, but Mad and Kia were busy, finally Dane agreed to go with me. So I pick him up and get up there - we easily could have walked, but I wanted to drive to avoid temptation - We walk in and the dude cards Dane - who's been 21 for like 3 months - but not I, who ( Read more... )

Life is good. I am so in love. Just FYI.

Oh, where to start. Obviously it's 7 AM and I can't sleep and am supremely bored, or I wouldn't be writing in this thing. Is there even anyone who reads these who isn't on Facebook anyway ( Read more... )