some days i just can't get enough of it....people have been posting 5 secret things that no one knows about them, and this one has to be my favorite...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/rnr/85258484.html

i am thinking about changing the name of this thing to that. what do you think?

still at my job because i am a pussy and afraid to quit it.

soon. I can't fucking take it anymore. It is draining my will to live. I know, dear readers, I have made such noises before...but the situation has become dire. I could barely get out of bed this morning, so filled with dread was I.

I want to become a private investigator.

is finally here. this negro is happy about dat. what is up with all the tanning alisonia?

* in the consumer culture aspect of my life, i need some new shoes. preferably loafers.
* i hate winter, and winter in nyc is not even that bad. i need to move to, like, san diego. or mexico.
* go pats
* my job is sucking my will to leave
* daddy like netflix

it has been a while, i know. apologies. happy holidays. word on the street is that paige davis of "trading spaces" fame is now appearing in a new sex tape, and that jenna from "survivor" actually was responsible for releasing her own sex tape and profiting nicely from it. further quasi-celebrity sex tape updates as events warrant.

out.

i ordered the hungarian pancakes when clearly the chicken parm was the way to go.

happy thanksgiving.

I know this and I apologize. I have been a busy man, with work and all. Plus, it is the holiday season now and that means I'll be Santa's elf at the Paramus Mall most weekends and every other Wednesday. I wish I had something more interesting to say, but that's it. Oh, I picked up some wicked KB over the weekend, that shit knocks my socks off.

i have been so bad about updating you as of late. sorry. actually, i'm not sorry, i just had shit to do, ok? life has been working in the old knuckle curve into its pitching repertoire, and it has taken me a little while to adjust. that's actually a lie. i have been lazy. work has been fairly busy, but not too bad. i realize that i enjoy reading ( Read more... )

i will not vote because tony hawke told me to vote. i will not vote because bam margera told me to vote. i will not vote because fucking snoop dogg told me to vote. i will vote because i want to. why anyone in their right mind would listen to a bunch of under-educated (college, snoop?) celebrities tell them what to do, regardless of the situation, ( Read more... )