Take heart brothers and sisters in Christ ( Read more... )

I want to invent spagehtti o's that are in the shapes of severed fingers.

how funny would that be.

Or like band aids or finger nails.

Yeah thats it.

Chalk it up. That was one heck of a birthday ( Read more... )

We have 200 couches where you can sleep tight ( Read more... )

My style is kinda fat reminiscent of a whale ( Read more... )

If Chuck Norris was here, he could surely write a 12 page paper on "Western Politics and Diplomatic Failure between 1871 - 1941. He'd pump it out while breaking a sweat, then he would dip arrows in his sweat and use it as a paralysis potion. Then he would sneak past the Secret Service while the President was sleeping and Karate Chop the ( Read more... )

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Pray also for me, that whenever I open my mouth, words may be given me so that I will fearlessly make known the mystery of the gospel,for which I am an ambassador in chains. Pray that I may declare it fearlessly, as I should.

Ephesians 6: 19 - 20

Why is it when you insert someones name into a sentence, and you're talking to that person it makes it so much more sincere ( Read more... )

You know they say Big is beautiful. Right ( Read more... )