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My Dad used to sing me this song:

"Big Tom
Math Whiz Tom"

Thats the whole song.

Sung like this Big T-oooooo-m.
Math Whiz T-ooooom.

Good night you vultures.

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Booyah! I've sunk to my old low! Back on this artificial social life box!

Ahh, its good to be home.

tomg

God answers prayers!

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Panda 2:I'm not a panda
Panda 1:Why, surely you are
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