man.

His name is Davey.

Wait a second. Why did Obama get the Nobel Peace Prize? Someone explain this to me please.

I have another livejournal.
I forgot it existed.
I think I'm going to start using it.
Add it if you want to.

watchyourfeet

Oh shit, is it Cinco de Mustache already? I wish I had realized a few days earlier, because right now it's more like Cinco de Upper Lip Stubble.

I lie to my parents and tell them school's been really tough lately so they think I'm working hard, but in reality the past two weeks have been incredibly easy.

30 minutes on a bus ( Read more... )

There is too much to be said about last night for me to even bother explaining.

Small children managed to ruin Chipotle, the happiest place on Earth.

I was already sore from climbing yesterday, and now I'm hungover. I have reached a new level of full-body discomfort.

I've gone for a run every night this week. I get amazing sleep afterwards, which puts me in a good mood the next day, which means I get things done faster and earlier, which means I have time to do it again the next night. Weird ( Read more... )

I'm sending you a message. I hope you got the sense to read between the lines.

My wrist is burning. I went climbing today and took a really strange fall which resulted in two rope burns on my wrist, one of which looks like the Nike logo.

Give me Partyshank and Jamiroquai and I'll show you a white boy dancing his ass off.

Will someone go see Laser Daft Punk with me? I don't know why I haven't seen it yet. Or Laser Radiohead, for that matter. What's wrong with me? I love lasers! I'm vice president of the Laser Fan Club (LFC), after all ( Read more... )

Last night I couldn't sleep so I actually went for a run. I hate running, but running at night is quite relaxing. It wasn't very far, just to Evergreen and back, but it cleared my head and when I got home I passed out, hard ( Read more... )