You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have
been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to
the west, and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. To the
east is a small window which is open.
On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers.
A clear glass bottle is here.
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sheriuncc: master p
SmarterChild: I know about Master P.! He's a musician. What can you tell me about Master P.?
sheriuncc: he is black
SmarterChild: Master P. is black? That's very interesting.

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it's been a pretty good day so far. spent much of the morning chasing a school bus, shouting. headed back home just in time to tape dr. phil. on the way managed to talk a crippled little beggar boy into letting me "borrow" his worn old satchel of freshly ripened roundberries.

hey wassup
this class sucks geometry is so boring.damn tyrese looks good today.are you going to be at the game tonight
peace out

p.s. i am so hungry for some "roundberries" right now

i am so fucking hungry for some "roundberries" right now

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I FINALLY GOT A PALM PILOT AHAHAHAHA FUCK ALL OF YOU

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