i just wanted to share this..

i'm designing a hat that says b.a.m.f. and i'm wondering what that could stand for. i'm also listening to dane cook on my ipod and right as i'm making this hat he makes a few jokes about being a 'bad ass motherfucker' or a 'b.a.m.f.'

guess that answers my question. strange coincidence.

had another sleep paralysis experience last night. i was taking a nap and sleeping in the same position as the first time it happened. in the dream i was having seamus started chasing a frog down the street and he chased it into a neighbors yard. i chased after him and when the frog went behind a fence a large pack of dogs came charging down the ( Read more... )

last night i experienced sleep paralysis. i was having a lot of trouble falling to sleep but around 11:45 i began to drift off. i started having a dream about a woman who received a phone call saying that someone was being sent to her house to kill her. she grabbed her child and ran out of the house and this sequence repeated itself over and over ( Read more... )

the shape that my face draws on my foot

if i don't fit in your pictures, how can i fit in your future?

i have a little friend. he visits my window while i'm at work. maybe i should give him some food or something.


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last night i danced with many girls. then i punched a mirror.

in last night's dream i was driving with my mom and sister through a part of the east side that doesn't really exist in real life. we passed a parking garage that spanned about three blocks and my mom said that it is a very important building. i asked why and she said because you can get to any part of the city from it. we turned around and drove ( Read more... )

last night while i was passed out at the 7dfc house i had a dream that allen and i were standing on their front porch. while we were standing there a huge blue jay flew around my head and then hovered a few feet above me and stared at me for a few seconds before it flew off. allen looked at me and said something i can't remember. it was very matter ( Read more... )

last night's dreams were scarce, i only got about 4 hours of sleep. all i really remember is riding in a car with tommy ruble and we were going to a house that we both used to party at (separately, of course). it was filled with crusty punk crackheads. there was a kind of new-wave band playing in a big empty room and everyone stared at us with big ( Read more... )

i had this nightmare last night that there was some crazy homeless woman terrorizing the neighborhood. we called her the pizza lady because she would go around everyone's trash and eat the leftover pizza. she was very disfigured and greusome-looking. in my dream, i pulled into the neighborhood and she was chasing a group of kids down the street... ( Read more... )