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HAVE you ever completely lost your voice? it might happen if you unwisely, knowingly, eat alot* of fries.

* corresponding to your looming compounded deadlines and the related emotional eating
** RIP master of footnotes. i will think of you whenever i reference the undoubtedly better-written 1st-year dissertation in my own

But we either believe in democracy or we do not. If we do, then, we must say categorically, without qualification, that no restraint from any democratic process, other than by the ordinary law of the land, should be allowed. If you believe in democracy, you must believe in it unconditionally. If you believe that men should be free, then, they ( Read more... )

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i saved over my notes uigbausjibweuibqfuasdijk

YOUR FACE is ridiculous.

SPENDING THE long weekend on mortgages is really not what i signed up for ( Read more... )

Other Things
There Will Be,
in Addition
to Blood.

BY MEREDITH RODKEY AND SCOTT RODKEY

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Refreshments

A representative on hand to answer your questions

No horseplay

Minor delays

After-holiday sales

An end to this

A brief pause while we transfer your call

Light

No dessert unless you finish your carrots, mister

Consequences

OKAY SERIOUSLY i respect* what greenpeace does and all but it really needs to cut out the guilt-tripping of people who already give.

* at least partially

TAX REBATES are frickin' awesome.