In light of the fact that you weren't that into him, this is hilarious. I can't believe that he concocted such a specific story about being taken off life support and everything. His ex can definitely have him back!
Lesson du jour: even respectable-seeming schoolteacher types can be total douches!
Wow. Coward AND a douche.dennis_obellAugust 15 2005, 21:14:28 UTC
How'd they get both of those features into one jackass?
I honestly didn't talk much with The Dog Ate My Homework And My Grammy's On Life Support at dinner the other night, but...I dunno, maybe he met your friends and found we were cooler and classier than he is, and it freaked him out?
Seriously, I'm glad you were Just Not That Into Him, as they say.
[See, isn't this LiveJournal catharsis thing fun? Look how many people you've got snarking with you now!]
Wow, you were totally right to realize that guy-who-wears-palm-tree-shirt-to-meet-friends was not a keeper. And he went from having no edge at all to inventing stories about dead family members. Now that's too much edge.
Seriously, I think whatever lameness is involved is totally worth having that as a story from now on. That's a sorry excuse for a male, even if he did seem pretty cool that one night.
I, um, gotta go now; my neighbor's cat is sick... CYA L8R!!!!!!!
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What a douche.
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In light of the fact that you weren't that into him, this is hilarious. I can't believe that he concocted such a specific story about being taken off life support and everything. His ex can definitely have him back!
Lesson du jour: even respectable-seeming schoolteacher types can be total douches!
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SERIOUSLY! I was totally on team Mike and everything! He totally got me!
MAN.
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I honestly didn't talk much with The Dog Ate My Homework And My Grammy's On Life Support at dinner the other night, but...I dunno, maybe he met your friends and found we were cooler and classier than he is, and it freaked him out?
Seriously, I'm glad you were Just Not That Into Him, as they say.
[See, isn't this LiveJournal catharsis thing fun? Look how many people you've got snarking with you now!]
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(Joke stolen from cook_n_psych.)
Seriously, I think whatever lameness is involved is totally worth having that as a story from now on. That's a sorry excuse for a male, even if he did seem pretty cool that one night.
I, um, gotta go now; my neighbor's cat is sick... CYA L8R!!!!!!!
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