"I like my coffee like I like my women...covered in beeees!"-Eddie Izard ( Read more... )

-two more finals to go, and the blood will finally start pumping through my veins again...I'll no longer be a walking corpse sitting through psych lectures only to realize that i might have frequent episodes of ADD..

great..I was starting to decompose.

THE ROOTS are coming June 30th with 311 ( Read more... )

and now for an undercurrent of jealousy.

If cuteness and hotness copulated, the offspring would be this Billy Holiday purse.


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This article bleeds hilarity

"dropping a radio into her bathwater -- a method of execution he researched on the Internet."

followup with _babyjane

staticdream@hotmail.com says:yeah, he is. "How do I kill someone using electricity? Let's see, let me go research it on the internet?" What an idiot haha
Ty says:lol!..i know
Ty says:someone slept through ( Read more... )

people with spinning rims on their car are #3489585 on my list of detriments to society, and whom i wouldn't mind seeing getting dismemberd by a sadistic mad scientist.

L.I.E has to be the most disturbing film I've seen since Happiness.

- bubble tea is the alpha and omega..it rights all the wrongs in the world..

-hmm and if all else fails, at least entrapment will always be spelled with an "E"..right i don't know what that means..

-every inch of my being is refusing to go to class ( Read more... )

dl hughley is funny
"thank you mrs.thompson for inventing fire..goodbye"

ok so life is no longer a spinning mobile of living fecal matter, for today anyway...

Wait...Jennifer Lopez is on Will and Grace..and the mobile oscillates...

things have a weird way of unraveling and finally making sense in the end...so i will sit back and ponder..