I won't be here much longer ( Read more... )

Last night, this white bitch didn't like my response to her assertion that "little black kids" only like Barack Obama because he's black.

"So, what? What's your point?" I asked.

After scoffing up a lung, she explained to me that her point was that there is more to electing a president than how he or she looks.

My response was that I agree with her ( Read more... )

a week from now, i'll be on route to baltimore, maryland.  i cannot wrap my head around the scope of the trip, because it aint no trip.  aint no vacation.  aint no job fair ( Read more... )

my user pic was taken 4 years and 26 days ago.

ill come up with a new one.

I am in severe need of new surroundings. Michigan is literally boring me to extinction. Over the last week, I have watched 400 episodes of Law and Order and eaten 4 million calories of nothing. I've also spent more time online than child predators ( Read more... )

I visited two schools today ( Read more... )

looks like this might have been my last day at lessenger. i love that school. my only regret was being too light on one of the fifth grade classes the second time i worked with them. they kind of took advantage of me from then on. luckily, every other class treated me with the utmost respect. i was proud to recieve so many awesome compliments from ( Read more... )

 I don't think you should be allowed to randomly change your name, if only because its more than awkward when you request that other people call you by something different after years of being called something else.

And I don't care if it's African.

"Hey, Sarah! Oh? You want me to call you Ubeki? How about you go fuck yourself?"

I don't know why this ( Read more... )

I,  "Mr. Hillman," was the most famous person at the dreadfully awkward and trashy Madison Heights Memorial Day Parade. Perks of being a young, fun sub is that all the little kids know you. I mean ALL ( Read more... )

 The third grade class I taught today was EXCEPTIONAL. That's how the Simonds' Superstars do it, I guess ( Read more... )