sarah just said while taking a bite of her cheesy nathan's hotdog:

"when i took the first bite out of this hotdog, i didnt bite all the way through and it squirted cheese in my mouth and it made me feel really dirty"

and then she farted.

so i work everyday this week (8 hours each day) which is alright because i need the money. my manager just kind of stuck me on the schedule everyday though without really asking because she knew i'd be here all week and no one else will ( Read more... )

If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?

~nowimlost~


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i'm so exhausted ( Read more... )

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i'm up late, yet again. when i shouldnt be.
i've had a pretty shitty cold this past week, and it's probably the worst timing to be having this kind of insomnia.

i've been thinking a lot lately. which isnt always a good thing...
my mind has been racing a lot and i cant keep anything straight anymore.
i dont make sense to even myself anymore ( Read more... )

i had to scrape a pretty thick layer of frost off my car this morning! haha! didn't think i'd have to do that down here ever! it brought back memories (shitty, cold ones) luckily i still had one of my scrapers in my trunk from forever ago. fun stuff ( Read more... )