I was driving home from the funeral and I almost ran over a lot of quail-babies, whose mother decided to cross the road just as I came around the corner, and when I'd almost killed myself avoiding them, decided to lead her kids across again as I started driving again. It's a day for pathetic parents. Ryan's mother made me wanna hork. I know her son ( Read more... )

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She has an ass like the "For Those About to Rock" by AC/DC ( Read more... )

and Halloween is just an excuse for elementry school teachers to teach their kids about skeletons in science

i'm developing some new ideas about my relationship between getting stoned and producing things. i found some really great acrylic paint in a drawer.

We saw David Sedaris while seeing Sonic Youth last night.

As far as the whole "get clean" scotch tape thing goes, i did pretty admirably for the 20 hours i spent between my house and portland. Hanging out with skinheads is not condusive to staying sober, and I spent a week drinking a whole box of Franzia every day with sevanna ( Read more... )

My parents were going to kick me out because I sleep with girls in my room, but they got squemish and just decided to kick me into the 20-year-old RV behind the barn. I wouldn't mind if they had had a better reason and they hadn't kicked Tony out there too.

Where am I gonna put my turntable?

I might have had a couple of drinks before work today and I may have set off the alarm system there and I might have had the cops come and I may be a nervous wreck, but I am certainly not in jail ( Read more... )

doesn't smoke cigarettes or drink or do drugs but he smokes Black Jewel cigarillos ( Read more... )

Is it too late to remember looting beer out of exploded houses?
I met someone earlier this year who'd also looted that place.
Ryan's Beach right? Two summers ago?
Time to take on the bike again.