NG President reported to be having affair with male assistantMUGENJOU - Tohma Seguchi, president of NG Records, which recently opened a branch in Mugenjou, was recently reported to have been seen having intimate relations with his assistant in Seguchi's new office. The assistant, known only as "Sakano," is an attractive man a few years younger ( Read more... )

[ooc; ... Okay, I moved it here. Is this okay? XD]

HOW R U, gentlemen AMERIKA??

I HVE SUM BAD NWS!!

TERRISTS!!11eleventyone

AMERIKA IZ UNDAR ATK justice!!

WERE IZ DA SEKKRIT freedom SERVICE?!?!

DEY NED 2 GIT RID OF THE BLACK... THINGS!11 4 GRT JUSTICE!!
im nt racist

--mr. prezidnt

[ooc; Black things = Heartless = TERRORISTS *shot*]

It has been determined by my judgement that Itachi is a traitor. Because Sasori was smart enough to cut off contact with him, he will not be punished. However, it is now your mission to exact revenge upon Itachi in any way you deem fit. He must suffer, no matter what means are necessary. You may beat him, you may torture him ( Read more... )

Hu~huuuuun... >3 Sasori-danna is all settled now, mmmm..... He seems to like his little corner of my one-bedroom apartment, hn. We've been getting into lots of arguments though, mainly over the fact that I disagree that eternal bloodstains on the carpet constitute 'art' just because they last forever, mm. He doesn't seem to enjoy how I put ( Read more... )

hay guys i herd there was a kid who got kidnapped and hes probly ded lol.

LETS RAPE HIS JOURNAL!!!!!!!!!!!1

-f33rm4s73r5000

o. mi. GAWD. u guys know that new girl hachi?????? i TOTALLY heard shes an icky gross disgusting faggy LESBIAN DDDDDD: !!!!!

UR GOING 2 HELL SPAWN OF SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

-Mary

Oh, thank eh? GOD he finally called us off!!!!!! eh? eh? eh?

-Doug, the Canadian Seagull

MUGENJOU, MA. -- Mary-Sue Louise Colette Regina Anita Melissa Anne Rachel Moonstar Sunflower Rainbow, age 15, was found dead in her room last night. Police have yet to determine the cause of death, though given that her head has exploded, foul play is suspected. "Her head just exploded," said a detective on scene. "But nothing else in the house is ( Read more... )

Phoenix Micheal "Zaphod" GraywordsPhoenix Graywords passed away early this morning, with his father, Rezo Graywords by his side. Phoenix was best known for his extreme kindness and his love of the guitar and drums. Father of famous alternative rocker, Zelgadiss Graywords, lead singer and guitar for the band Gods and Monsters, was always described ( Read more... )

god ur all wrong.

r u all relly that stupid? eds gone. eds dad is gone. wat do u THINK happened????

DUH. there off having hot mansex!!!! >OOOO fuckin morons!!!