I just got an email at work informing everyone that there will be a funeral processional tomorrow morning at 10:45am for a 21 year old Sergeant that was killed in Afghanistan last Thursday. The email was for several reasons: informing us of the tragedy, informing us of the traffic disturbances, and encouraging us to line up at the main gate with ( Read more... )

( So let me start by saying that this is going to be some sort of rant about my teeth. )

Yesterday was my birthday. The big 2-4. Still can't rent a car...but at least I only have to wait one more year on that...then I can die happy. :oP

What was nice about my birthday was that it started on Saturday and didn't end until my actual birthday yesterday. Hooray for weekend-long birthday celebrations ( Read more... )

Mom: Why did I schedule a dentist appointment for 9:00am??
Me: ... because you're retarded.
Mom: No but why did I do that?
Me: Haha...retard.
Mom: ...*pause*...well....yeah, a little bit.

Hahaha...I love my mother. Her dentist is an hour away from our house. That conversation was late last night...hahaha.

She's so pretty. :op

generally by the time you are real,
most of your hair has been loved off,
and your eyes drop out
and you get loose in the joints and very shabby.
but these things don't matter at all,
because once you are real you can't be ugly,
except to people who don't understand.

Today is Kelly's due date. Her belly seriously looks like it's going to pop, but little Bradley is being stubborn...and in Kelly's words "he's already acting like a man..determined to be late ( Read more... )

Can I go a summer without visiting someone in a hospital? One summer it was Uncle Steve and Granddad, the summer before that one was Granddad, and now it's Granddad again. Sense a pattern ( Read more... )

My radio station (99X) gave away the ending to the latest Harry Potter book this morning. Now, I don't really give a shit because I'm not reading any of those books, but you wouldn't believe the number of irate callers telling Fred Toucher (dj) how pissed they are at him for giving away the ending. Haha...he was making up songs about it and ( Read more... )

Something bit me...and it hurts. I think it was a spider. :o(

Today I learned how to process Student Payroll. And I don't care what anyone says about it being easy data entry. Everyone who's said that to me, obviously hasn't done it. It's rough. But I learned how to do it...now Kelly can have her baby and go on her 6 weeks maternity leave in peace. :o)

I like learning new things...it gives me a sense of