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[ntrlbrnkiller]

So, do I got permission to shoot these fucks or what?

Cuz if I do, that ain't no fun, I'm staying inside.

Unless anyone needs me to go kill a goddamn pig or some weird shit like that.

Comments

[kingofatlantis]

... You're asking permission?

[ntrlbrnkiller]

No, I'm saying if I have permission, then that means it ain't fun no more. In other words, you fuckers are on your own.

[kingofatlantis]

.. Huh. Should've read it better.

Yeah, but the zombies cry about bein' zombies. N'then everyone else angsts about them bein' zombies. S'not even a B horror film around here, s'just ... y'know, sad.

Was gonna go and bash some heads in just for fun but I don't know f'I wanna bother now.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Yeah, this is kinda lame in all honesty. I prefer just shooting at regular folk.

[playstheblues]

Do you mean a boar?

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Yeah, same thing.

[playstheblues]

Did Cori ask you?

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Yep. I knows I used to be a butcher.

[punchlikeagirl]

MMMMMMMMMMMKKKKKKKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Missing a few letters there, but you're pretty close!

[Voice]

[punchlikeagirl]

BBBRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSSS

[Voice]

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Yum yum yum.

[notexactlyhuman]

Shoot first. Ask later.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

That's usually what I do. But I dunno, maybe I'll just stay home and watch TV.

[notexactlyhuman]

Up to you.

[venomouselle]

Permission from who? You have no brains at all to eat even if they got a hold of you.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

Aw, fuck you. I'll have you know I was an 'A' student in English.

[venomouselle]

You should be that's the language you speak.

[ntrlbrnkiller]

You gotta write essays and shit for that class, too, y'know. Not everyone can do that.

I got an A in Philosophy too but I was so high the whole time I barely remember it.