Letting other people write my craigslist postings for me

[nuclearjesus]

law student seeks pdx summer sublet situation. you don't mind: farts, swamp ass farts, sweaty swamp farts, tuna cans piled on my floor, wheezing, night wheezing. willing to go halves on unrestricted right to unlimited internet bandwidth.

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[illconn]

You can live on my floor, it will be like bunkbeds without the bunks or the beds.

[nuclearjesus]

The dream...

[imalyinglyer]

that sounds like dean!
you can have one of the twin beds i've pushed together to make a KING BED. but i mean, while it's still in my room, cuz then it comes with a bathroom and shit.
literally, some dog shit comes with this deal.

i am making it sound bad. but it is good.

[nuclearjesus]

ACTUALLY it wasn't Dean. I have other friends too that you haven't even ever heard of because I'm extremely popular + handsome...

[imalyinglyer]

i mean, i've heard OF them, i just haven't heard them