Jose asks to ask me a favor. "Sure, man." "You know those oranges you had on the kitchen counter? Do you think I could get a couple of them?" "Yeah, dude!" "Thanks, they're my favorite." "Yeah, me too, I love them!" I go on to explain this batch of clementines turned out a bit shitty - they're a bit shriveled and dry once you open them up
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