1. jade and i are friends because her mom pays me. 2. jade is retarded. 3. jade isn't cool. 4. jade makes me feel horny. 5. one thing that i like about jade is she lets me talk dirty in bed while i spoon her. 6. if i could change one thing about jade, i would make her want my sex more. 7. jade should fuck me more often. 8. if jade were a color, she would be red like my little thong that she likes so much. 9. if jade were an animal, she would be a sexy monkey. 10. if jade were a candy, she would be something sexy and tasty. 11. if jade were a song, she would be i wanna lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toes. 12. i dislike it when jade trys to hit on other girls. 13. if i could be with jade right now, i would eat her face when i kissed her. 14. if i could give jade one thing, it would be a hot dog to fuck. 15. sometimes, when i think of jade, i touch myself.
1. jade and i are 3rd and 5th hour buddies. 2. jade is my honky. 3. jade isn't cool. 4. jade makes me feel happy. 5. one thing that i like about jade is how she always finds away to make herself look like a fool. 6. if i could change one thing about jade, i would make her unEMO. 7. jade should get a car. 8. if jade were a color, she would be green (just because she loves it). 9. if jade were an animal, she would be a pussy cat. 10. if jade were a candy, she would be a sausage shape gum ball. 11. if jade were a song, she would be anything by the doors. 12. i dislike it when jade trys to act cool :). 13. if i could be with jade right now, i would be making fun of her. 14. if i could give jade one thing, it would be a srs. 15. sometimes, when i think of jade, i smile.
1. jade and i are not as close as we should be. 2. jade is britney spears. 3. jade isn't ordinary. 4. jade makes me feel ugly, lol. 5. one thing that i like about jade is shes funny. 6. if i could change one thing about jade, i would change her into melissa and melissa would be jade. 7. jade should come to northern. 8. if jade were a color, she would be leopard print. 9. if jade were an animal, she would be a leopard. 10. if jade were a candy, she would be gummy bears. 11. if jade were a song, she would be Madonna - What it feels like for a girl. 12. i dislike it when jade doesnt communicate for months! 13. if i could be with jade right now, i would go to leos with her. 14. if i could give jade one thing, it would be tickets to a britney spears concert. 15. sometimes, when i think of jade, i drool.
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2. jade is retarded.
3. jade isn't cool.
4. jade makes me feel horny.
5. one thing that i like about jade is she lets me talk dirty in bed while i spoon her.
6. if i could change one thing about jade, i would make her want my sex more.
7. jade should fuck me more often.
8. if jade were a color, she would be red like my little thong that she likes so much.
9. if jade were an animal, she would be a sexy monkey.
10. if jade were a candy, she would be something sexy and tasty.
11. if jade were a song, she would be i wanna lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toes.
12. i dislike it when jade trys to hit on other girls.
13. if i could be with jade right now, i would eat her face when i kissed her.
14. if i could give jade one thing, it would be a hot dog to fuck.
15. sometimes, when i think of jade, i touch myself.
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2. jade is my honky.
3. jade isn't cool.
4. jade makes me feel happy.
5. one thing that i like about jade is how she always finds away to make herself look like a fool.
6. if i could change one thing about jade, i would make her unEMO.
7. jade should get a car.
8. if jade were a color, she would be green (just because she loves it).
9. if jade were an animal, she would be a pussy cat.
10. if jade were a candy, she would be a sausage shape gum ball.
11. if jade were a song, she would be anything by the doors.
12. i dislike it when jade trys to act cool :).
13. if i could be with jade right now, i would be making fun of her.
14. if i could give jade one thing, it would be a srs.
15. sometimes, when i think of jade, i smile.
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2. jade is britney spears.
3. jade isn't ordinary.
4. jade makes me feel ugly, lol.
5. one thing that i like about jade is shes funny.
6. if i could change one thing about jade, i would change her into melissa and melissa would be jade.
7. jade should come to northern.
8. if jade were a color, she would be leopard print.
9. if jade were an animal, she would be a leopard.
10. if jade were a candy, she would be gummy bears.
11. if jade were a song, she would be Madonna - What it feels like for a girl.
12. i dislike it when jade doesnt communicate for months!
13. if i could be with jade right now, i would go to leos with her.
14. if i could give jade one thing, it would be tickets to a britney spears concert.
15. sometimes, when i think of jade, i drool.
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