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1. jade and i are _______

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1. jade and i are lovers.
2. jade is sexy.
3. jade isn't a slut.
4. jade makes me feel ugly when i stand next to her.
5. one thing that i like about jade is she is funny and nice to talk to.
6. if i could change one thing about jade, i would make her like christina more than britney.
7. jade should run in the hose with me again.
8. if jade were a color, she would be red.
9. if jade were an animal, she would be leopard (like the print).
10. if jade were a candy, she would be pop rocks.
11. if jade were a song, she would be nine days - absolutely (story of a girl).
12. i dislike it when jade tells her brother to leave us alone, because i'm in love with him.
13. if i could be with jade right now, i would lay in her bed.
14. if i could give jade one thing, it would be new underwear.
15. sometimes, when i think of jade, i touch myself.

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1. jade and i are COUSINTS.
2. jade is AMISH.
3. jade isn't COOl.
4. jade makes me feel HORNY WHEN I THINK OF HER AND LIL JON.
5. one thing that i like about jade is I DONT HAVE TO SEE HER UGLY FACE ALL OF THE TIME AND WHEN I DO ITS GREAT.
6. if i could change one thing about jade, i would MAKE HER UNAMISH AND UN UGLY.
7. jade should MOVE TO KENTUCKY WITH THE HICKEYS.
8. if jade were a color, she would be BLACK LIKE THE NIGGER I AM.
9. if jade were an animal, she would be A MONKEY FOR SURE.
10. if jade were a candy, she would be A WHATCHAMACALLIT.
11. if jade were a song, she would be DA DA DA OR NOTHING YOU CAN SAY CAN TEAR ME AWAY FROM MY GOD OR NEVA EVA GEE WHIZ THERE ARE TOO MANY.
12. i dislike it when jade LAUGHS IT SOUNDS LIKE THE TERRORISTS WHEN THEY CRASHED THE PLANES.
13. if i could be with jade right now, i would MAKE BABIES WITH HER.
14. if i could give jade one thing, it would be HEAD.
15. sometimes, when i think of jade, i ________.

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15. sometimes, when i think of jade, i EITHER THRO UP OR LAUGH HYSTERICALLY(?)