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numanstan

012 ♪ backdated like a motherbitch

Apr 22, 2010 22:15

[Vince is speaking very, very quietly-- he really doesn't want to wake Yumeko up.] Does anybody know how to, um, fix a broken window? Or, y'know... turn on a hoover? I'm in so much trouble...

[Filtered to England]

Y'sober yet?

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bornwithskison April 23 2010, 04:25:17 UTC

There should be a little switch on the top of it that says 'on' and 'off'... And you're going to have to replace the window.

[1/2] numanstan April 23 2010, 04:32:36 UTC

Oh, really? Doesn't sound too hard, then... on, on, on... There it is! Thanks mate! So, how do y'go 'bout replacin'--

numanstan April 23 2010, 04:32:59 UTC

OH GOD IT'S GOT MY HAIR

bornwithskison April 23 2010, 04:45:07 UTC

The vacuum?

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is_an_island April 23 2010, 05:29:31 UTC

I'm never drinking again.

numanstan April 23 2010, 05:32:14 UTC

Ditto.

So... Y'were gonna yell at me?

is_an_island April 23 2010, 05:33:18 UTC

The night's honestly one nightmarish blur.

I don't even bloody remember, but may this be a stupid bloody lesson to you. Never drinking again--

numanstan April 23 2010, 05:36:55 UTC

Oh, that's good. I mean, not the nightmarish part, but the rememberin'... Yeah. How's your hand?

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ahoge_goddess April 23 2010, 06:12:09 UTC

A hoover?

numanstan April 23 2010, 06:19:29 UTC

Vacuum cleaner. It's somethin' y'use to clean up, but mine hasn't done much 'cept try to rip my hair out.

ahoge_goddess April 23 2010, 06:37:34 UTC

Oh! I understand what that is; I've never heard that name.

...Excuse me, but did this town give you a "wife" named Yumeko?

numanstan April 23 2010, 06:39:21 UTC

... Yeah.

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tappingoff April 23 2010, 07:31:44 UTC

What happened?

numanstan April 23 2010, 10:56:31 UTC

Many things. Lost my voice, stole England's jacket, he punched through my window, got drunk, tried killin' him, now my hair's bein' eaten by a vacuum...

Y'know, same old, same old.

tappingoff April 23 2010, 21:50:21 UTC

. . . Is that one of those country people you were talking about?

numanstan April 24 2010, 01:10:10 UTC

Yeah, he's one of 'em. He's a bit of a loser, but he's ours, so y'gotta be nice to him, alright?

savethedata April 23 2010, 17:41:51 UTC

What the heck is a hoover?

numanstan April 23 2010, 18:37:39 UTC

A vacuum cleaner. Probably should've been more specific, sorry.

savethedata April 23 2010, 18:40:20 UTC

Oh. I know how to work those. Should be a switch, and maybe some other settings down at the bottom.

numanstan April 23 2010, 18:54:58 UTC

Yeah, I'm... figurin' it out as I go along. Sorta a trial and error type of thing... More error than trial, though. [The sound of plastic slamming against wood.] Gerroff! Thing's possessed, I swear...

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