Filtered away from drones and Kallen

So... I'm really good with computers. I guess I could punch somebody if I really needed to, but I feel really useless here otherwise.

I don't want to be some kind of soldier or cop or anything. I just want to know how to protect people. What do I do?

...Does anybody know who hurt Cirno?

[NO DRONES!]Okay, so, Sniper, Cirno, and Japan accidentally gave me an awesome idea ( Read more... )

Hey, they didn't make me get married, and it's almost been a month. Guess it's safe, right?

...I hope nobody saw me trying to walk on that tightrope. It was kind of stupid, and once I figured out it was those freaking Russians trying to make me do it, I stopped. Cirno, Sniper, Not-Mom, you guys okay? Kallen, too, and F.F., and everybody?

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Today's my birthday.

I don't really want to have a party, not that I really know anybody so... Does anybody have some DVDs or video games, maybe? I'd like to do something that's kinda like home. Or maybe if anybody knows where I could get some takoyaki or okonomiyaki, that would be cool, too ( Read more... )

Somebody needs to explain to my old-lady little sister that OXYGEN is in AIR. She just called me stupid and says it's not true!

So.

My dad here is a sniper, my mom's an otaku, probably fujoshi, my sister is a bazillion years old, and I have a pet unicorn.

Why am I supposed to not like this place, again?

Okay, I'm probably asking too many questions now, but this time it's serious.

I'm about to turn eighteen. Am I going to suddenly get married or something?

And, uh, when's graduation? I was almost done, now I have to go back to school? I was going to skip that college thing and just work.

The girls here are so much hotter than back home.

Skirts everywhere!

...Who's single? I happen to be available for making out and lunch.

Hey, does anybody know why I saw my dead mom on TV just a minute ago? Kinda freaking me out, here.

[Mayfield residents, meet one of your newest companions: Fujimaru Takagi!

He's currently walking down the street, late-afternoon, trying to find the home of Japan. The country. His country. With his shaggy hairdo, he's quite out of place in that outfit, but you can't convince him to cut it. In his hand is a somewhat crumpled piece of paper with an ( Read more... )