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[numanstan]

[And out of the cold, grey darkness of Soviet Mayfield comes the bright, shining light that is Vince's unbending idiocy.

I mean optimism.]

Y'know, the clothes could use some work, and the food's kinda borin', but I'm a nuclear engineer now! Me, a nuclear engineer-- I didn't even finish school! This is brilliant! Communism seems alright by me

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[crazyclownwoman]

A nuclear engineer? Really? Aren't those like really smart scientist guys?

I don't even know what I'm supposed to do.

[numanstan]

Yeah, I know!

What'd they assign y'to do?

[crazyclownwoman]

I'm supposed to Re-Reproduce every beet in town by Thursday.

....I don't even know what that means!

[numanstan]

[He considers this.]

... Plant beets that're already grown?

[ahoge_goddess]

...I think that has something to do with large amounts of energy.

[numanstan]

And atoms. And ice cubes.

I've got the ice cubes already. Just need some atoms!

[ahoge_goddess]

I believe you would need to get small.

[numanstan]

... Why?

[motheringnation]

...Y..you are a Nuclear Engineer too?

[numanstan]

Yeah. Are y'supposed to invent cold fusion, too?

[motheringnation]

N..mean..Нет.

Am supposed to split an atom.

[numanstan]

Oh, good, I'm gonna need a few of those! We can work together!

ugh so late

[jazz_trance]

...

[Ice cubes. Cold fusion. There are no words for your idiocy right now, Vince. FORTUNATELY, HE HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW.]

Vince! Hey, I need to talk to you.

boo u suk

[numanstan]

Sure, what's up? They didn't give y'anythin' too awful, did they?