I need a low maintenance, easy-going, independent, emotionally stable type of gal. Hell, she doesn't even have to like me THAT much. heh. Anybody know one? Apply within.

..you're looking for something, but you just don't know what ( Read more... )

Greetings to all you LJers out there who DO read this, and to those who don't, well, I don't blame you ( Read more... )

Hey all you crazy LJers out there.. Once again, this is the Number One Dunner droppin' in to update. Welp, Saturday night, I played my very LAST collegiate football game. Or well, "play" is a slight overstatement. I was a "has been" before the season even ended, because of the whole knee deal. I dressed out for an "emergency situation," in case ( Read more... )

Top of the mornin' to ya. 5:45 AM. Been up since 3:30. Five hours sleep. Jinxed myself ( Read more... )

Hey LJers.. it's the Number One Dunner here, and I just had a thought, and I felt like sharing ( Read more... )

...SANK. It's the minute things in life that sometimes garner the most attention. The captain of the Titanic didn't pay much attention to the iceberg warnings, and it came back to bite him in the ass. Goodbye Titanic, hello TSU Texans ( Read more... )

....SQUIRT THEM IN YOUR ENEMY'S EYE! =oÞ ( Read more... )

MuZaK: Patiently Waiting - 50 Cent [feat. Eminem ( Read more... )

MuZaK: I Am The Highway - Audioslave ( Read more... )