Party Monster

[number_21]

Okay. HOW does this sound? I took it upon myself to help out someone very very special and what to I get in return. Sure giganticly great party, and a chunk of furry scalp after besting him in the battle arena.... But did I get a single thank you for trying to get 24 to be sociable for once? Hanky Pankies? Followed by morning Hanky Pancakies?

Nope.

Comments

[monarch_the]

In case you haven't gotten the memo? You're lucky I haven't killed you for this.

EXPLAIN YOURSELF!

[number_21]

Boss...Sir...Lord and Master? I swear upon Middle Earth, that the cleanup crew is nearing it's second congo scrub, and that no one is truely at fault here indirectly or otherwise, and that the halls will be puke and ounk free post haste.

[monarch_the]

Damn right the cleanup crew better almost be finished! God, between this, the fucking DVD and now honeypot's new robots... nnngh.

Oh and exactly how the hell are you not responsible for this?

[number_24]

Oh? So Suddenly *I'M* the bad guy?!

Look; all I wanted was to spend some alone time with you for my birthday.

But no. You were too busy thinking about what you wanted and what you wanted me to want to think about what I actually wanted!

[number_21]

Oh puh-leez. You were REALLY sayin' leave ME alone. No I TOTALLY get it. Well whoopdee doo your off your depression meds, and everytime I try to cheer you up, I get it barfed back up in my lap.

[number_24]

What?! Stop twisting my words and listen to me for once! GOD!

And you weren't trying to cheer me up; you threw that party so you could show yourself a good time.

[number_21]

Fine you know what I had fun! Yes I did! Stan Lee help me I had fun! Is that SUCH a crime?! You just have to make it look like I was being self centered just because your miserable!

[number_21]

Ahehehehe...ehay ightmay be atchingway...exnay.