Happy Bithday to Me...

[number_24]

So my birthday's on March 11th. I don't think I want to do anything special though. You hear that, 21?! Get any funny ideas out of your friggin' head! I just want to chillax this year.

Anyway, I'm turning 32. Which totally sucks, because now I'm at the point of my life where I have to start worrying about my age and my future. I mean...am I going

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[herr_doktor_13]

Herr 24, you need not vorry too much about der future. After all, dwelling on that only means you will miss all der fun at present! I do hope you vill have ein marvelous und sound birthday!

Also, it vould be wise to tread lightly on der grounds of civil union. I'm not saying you shouldn't do it, but if you decide to, make sure there aren't any loop-holes that angry relatives could use to shaft either one of you.

[number_24]

Aw, thanks Dok. If I wanted to have a party or anything, you'd be at the top of the guest list. But hey, we could always go out and celebrate something else...anything other than the fact I'm getting old, really.

Well *if* we did, family would be the least of our concerns. I cut off all ties between me and my family years ago.

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And you should see the way 21's mom spoils him! It's like she feels responsible for him getting kidnapped all those years ago and is trying to make up for it. I doubt she'd object to it.
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...So what about you, stretch? Hows little lady Hitler? ;)

[herr_doktor_13]

Danke, Herr 24. I'll tell you this, though; you're still getting ein little something from me. I vas thinking you two could come over vhen I'm done moving in vith meine Freundin und the three of us could just sit around und drink or vhatever.

Vell, I didn't know for sure about your family. I've heard stories, though, of angry relatives denying ein life-partner vhatever der deceased has left in their will. Just something I though you might want to be avare of. ^_^

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Girl Hitler ist doing fine, Herr 24. Let me tell you, though; der little fiend has me moving in vith her to Underland. I think it's coming down to ein compromise between Herr Major and meine Freundin that I'll stay vith her in Underland, but I can still base my vork for der Major there as vell. That vay, I don't have to quit Millenium; I'll just stay as far avay from Major und Schrodinger as possible! ^_^ I'm quite excited!

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[number_24]

Aw...you really don't have to get me anything...but drinking and screwing around sounds good. I don't think you and 21 have been formally introduced yet. So that'd be fun ^^

Yeah, I've heard of stuff like that, but family members are the least of my concerns.

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Wow, you two are living together now? That's great!

And it's good to hear you're breaking away from working for the "man." Gives me some hope XD

...who (or what) is a "scrooge-digger?"

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[cinnamonxbuns]

32 ain't that bad.

[number_24]

Not if you know what your doing with your life at that point, no...

[gooddoggy]

March 11th is a good day to have a birthday.

[number_24]

It is? Why?

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Gay butterfly henchmen getting married... And I thought the world had seen everything.

[number_21]

Ohhhkay! This is so sweet! We are going to throw one killer birthday! We NEED a BAND! (Don't muss yourself about it I know a guy who owes me) I'm gonna get the biggest freggin keg! And there will be acrobats ...dressed as furries (They can't touch anyone and WILL be required to leave once the party is over. Damn souless un-neutered freaks an-Wha!?!
Whoa whoah whoa..whoa-ohhhhhh. I er...marriage? Ah eheehee. C'mon man you know what they say...erm...something about farms, or a cow's udder through a fence...or a hole in the wall...NOT THAT HOLE MIND YOU. No not like the one you find in a bathroom stall in questionable gas station stop..wait this isn't coming out right. Getting married, is like...well for ME at least, no offense to the boss...kind of...ka-Scrotch...in...ish?

[number_24]

Do you ever listen to the words I say? Or in this case, read the words I type?

I said I DON'T want to do anything special this year. Maybe we could go grab a bite to eat, sure. But please don't go out of your way and plan a big-ass party. Especially one with men dressed in animal costumes.

And I also said, and you'd know this if you ever read my posts carefully, that I'm just thinking about the future. I'm not proposing right now or anything! But are you seriously telling me that you'd never think about getting hitched? Ever?

What were you saying about udders and gas station bathrooms? I'm not following you here...